I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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