Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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