Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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