just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Barsexuality is the new black.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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