Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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