if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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