Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he had hair everywhere except his balls
this is an emotional support booty call
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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