Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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