And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Someone shit on the floor
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
A+ Viking dick
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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