the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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