Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Dignity is for republicans.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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