EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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