Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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