The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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