I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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