It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I will pee on everything he values.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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