Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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