im drinking this country out of the recession.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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