wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
