you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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