Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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