On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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