Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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