I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
someone owes me an orgasm
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
