Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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