Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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