youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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