is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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