planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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