Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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