i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we made out on top of his cat.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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