let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
