SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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