i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
