Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
