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I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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