a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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