Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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