She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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