You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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