hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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