party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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