yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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