U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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