I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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