No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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