what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
