You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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