Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am puke
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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