once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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