Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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