kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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