he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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