is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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