Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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