It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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