do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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