if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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