how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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