I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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