We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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